3rd Annual Pumpkin Carving Party

The calm before the guts of the storm.

Step 1: Take your top off.

Step 2: Follow the instructions you got from the Martha Stewart how-to-carve-a-pumpkin video on youtube.

Step 3: Prepare the guts for ritual roasting.

Step 4: Stop bragging about how you found a better deal than everyone else on pumpkins.

Step 5: Begin ingesting witches brew.

Step 6: Cradle your creation.

Step 7: Get bored with pumpkin carving and dress up Moya.

Step 8: Check your guest's bags for missing knives.

Step 9: Drink the equivalent of the weight of the pumpkin guts you scoop.

Step 10: Twister break.

Step 11: Light.

Step 12: the

Step 13: PUMPKINS!

Step 14: Beware of angry porch pumpkins!

Step 15: Don't stress out about the upcoming group photo.

Step 16: Slowly gather the carvers.

Step 17: Smile, and don't forget to include Mr. Bones.

Step 18: I proclaim this party a success!

Step 19: Bedtime.

-Dana and Mike